Why am I losing hair on top of my head and I am getting more hair everywhere else?

Why am I losing hair on top of my head just thinning in the front and bald spot in the back, It seems to slide down to my ears, Back, Chest . I look like a bald ape. My wife calls me her silver backed gorilla. Because most of the hairs are growing out silver. It is becoming very difficult to control .It is out of control. I can pluck my nose and ears daily and they come back the next day. The hair on my back is now at a point I could braid it. Help?? Very frustrated and embarrassed

Why am I losing hair on top of my head and I am getting more hair everywhere else?

gravity?

Why am I losing hair on top of my head and I am getting more hair everywhere else?

Get over it, you're getting old.

Also, if you're that concerned get it waxed!

Why am I losing hair on top of my head and I am getting more hair everywhere else?

Don't sweat it. It's just a natural part of aging.

Why am I losing hair on top of my head and I am getting more hair everywhere else?

it's called a follicle transfer, and it's been boggling the minds of doctors and barbers everywhere. they are transferred across the body by supochlorians, relatives of the midichlorians you have heard about in star wars 1, "the phantom menace."